The Candice Swanepoel Zone

Now THIS is a place I’d like to visit. Candice Swanepoel at the beach in St. Barth’s. In bikinis. Flaunting her big booty and flashing hot curves and getting tanned in the cool water and hot sun while a photographer snaps away.

And me? I’m just sitting here typing about it. Goddamn it, I am so lame. Oh and, BTW, let me make it clear that Candice is WAY more sexier and more exotic than Minka Kelly. I was debating whether or not Minka’s Esquire photos were hot (and they are in certain angles), but she pales in comparison to the white heat of Candice. Sorry, Minka, you lose!